Because of an argument involving a plate of cookies and some milk, Dutch and Dillon end up preforming the ancient pagan ritual to summon Santa Claus. But that's not all they summon. Dutch and Dillon face off against their wildest and weirdest for yet, The Krampus! He wreaks havoc, beating children with birch rods and chains, dragging children to hell, but worst of all, stealing Dutch and Dillon's cookies!