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Dutch and Virgin Mary

Finding themselves in zero AD in  the middle east, Dutch and Dillon trek across the desert following a star and find Baby Jesus with his parents. Suddenly Herod's hired goons show up to kill jesus and its up to Dutch and Dillon to beat them up.

Escaping from the romans the holy family (along with Dutch and Dillon) make their way to Egypt, but are being followed by Demons, Roman Assasins, Ninjas from Japan, and a time traveling robot sent by the KGB to kill jesus and end Christianity before it starts in hope to turn the world into an atheist socialists paradise

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