After the events of the last episode Dutch and Dillon find themselves trapped in China and on the run from the red chinese army. It turns out they weren't too happy about them blowing up that orphanage. It just so happens that at that moment, Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) and his friend Wang Chi are on vacation in China to visit their old friend Egg.

After the events of "the tennis player wore tennis shoes" Jack wasn't too happy to meet Dutch and DIllon but agree to sneak them out the country. They pretend to be giant stuffed animals and get back to America on a cargo ship.